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A weekly breakdown featuring the stupidest crimes of the week, committed by everyday idiots.

Mike and co-host Brooks Wheelan also discuss power moves in the world of food, sports, music, and share tales of questionable behavior from themselves and listeners.

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Oct 31, 2019

Business as usual in the Halloween spectacular: A man really needs some Natty Ice, the world's dumbest armed robber gets locked up, and it's last call for 50 cent Long Islands.

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Oct 24, 2019

Olaf from Frozen is violated, sex offenders file lawsuit over signs that warn trick or treaters not to visit their homes, and a corrections officer trades McDonald's to a prisoner for a beej.

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Oct 17, 2019

A woman cut a guy deep at The Bell, brother makes his sister a meth sandwich, and a Memphis Police Officer is really protective of hot dogs.

Gnarly Zack is back bay-bay!

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Oct 10, 2019

Guy attacks neighbor with pee pee, guy really hates Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers, idiot wants cops to test her dope, Speakeasy Restaurant in Minnesota Yelp reviews.

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Oct 3, 2019

The delish meth bean dip at Thriftway, armed robbery for a GED, porno plays on I-75 outside Detroit, weirdo cops sued for baptizing a woman.

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