Oct 31, 2019
Business as usual in the Halloween spectacular: A man really needs some Natty Ice, the world's dumbest armed robber gets locked up, and it's last call for 50 cent Long Islands.
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Oct 24, 2019
Olaf from Frozen is violated, sex offenders file lawsuit over signs that warn trick or treaters not to visit their homes, and a corrections officer trades McDonald's to a prisoner for a beej.
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Oct 17, 2019
A woman cut a guy deep at The Bell, brother makes his sister a meth sandwich, and a Memphis Police Officer is really protective of hot dogs.
Gnarly Zack is back bay-bay!
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Oct 10, 2019
Guy attacks neighbor with pee pee, guy really hates Elizabeth Warren bumper stickers, idiot wants cops to test her dope, Speakeasy Restaurant in Minnesota Yelp reviews.
Oct 3, 2019
The delish meth bean dip at Thriftway, armed robbery for a GED, porno plays on I-75 outside Detroit, weirdo cops sued for baptizing a woman.
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