Mar 28, 2019

Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode:

-Lime scooters

-Motley Crue's The Dirt review

-Axe Body Mouth Spray

-AK 47 theft

-Chainsaw in a cafe

-Wooden Penis

-Arby's manager shoots a guy at work

-A listener craps his pants during the ACT

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Mar 21, 2019

Crimes of the Week:

-DIY Subway

-Fajita Scam

-Paddy Wagon Jerk Off

-Robert Kraft Update

Listener Tales:

-Kicked Out of Nashville

-Burrito Farts on Hotel Pillows

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Mar 14, 2019

-SCHOOL FOR BRIBES

-WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM

-MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA

-HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST

-BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER

-DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES

-DIARRHEA IN A NON WORKING BOAT TOILET

-VIOLENCE ENSUES AT GIN BLOSSOMS CONCERT

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Mar 7, 2019

Power Moves Your Illusion I:

-RIP Luke Perry & King Kong Bundy

-Little Caesar's Pretzel Pizza acquired

-Brooks drank a few smoothies and is healthy now

-Stranded man survives on Taco Bell sauce

-Burns lived on Taco Bell sauce and saltines

-My Pillow guy says some crazy Trump/God shit

-My Pillow guy cardboard cut out...

Mar 7, 2019

Power Moves Your Illusion II:

-Testicle Salsa

-Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers

-Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache

-Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino

-A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle

-Big Toilet actually destroys a toilet and is hurtin' real bad

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