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A weekly breakdown featuring the stupidest crimes of the week, committed by everyday idiots.

Mike and co-host Brooks Wheelan also discuss power moves in the world of food, sports, music, and share tales of questionable behavior from themselves and listeners.

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Apr 25, 2019

-Brooks booked Leonardo DiCaprio, Burns is going Sizzler

-Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out. 

-Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love

-"Weak ass f*cking n****." -MLB Hero Tim Anderson 

-Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter

-Listener has a court...

Apr 18, 2019

-Drunk Game of Thrones

-Man beaten with own prosthetic leg

-Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty

-Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle

-Man sues parents for trashing his porno

-Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while son whips out his dick

-A listener screws over his friend Pigface

-Old man bar...

Apr 11, 2019

-Poacher Eaten by Lions

-Naked Day Care Drunk

-Naked Waffle House Crackhead

-Olive Garden Drunk

-Listener Does Sex with a Drunk Pilot

-Bootylicious Porno


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Apr 4, 2019

-Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in

-Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita

-Couple has sex on ferris wheel

-Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg 

-Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding

-Guy chokes cashier for bagging his chips poorly

-Drama student stabs classmates during scene

-RIP Nipsey...